“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
Thanks for creating Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson, and sorry we love them so much when you did not.
Have a good birthday!
I need a moment to process this
I just dropped my spoon
my mom found me
on the floor
in a fetal position
due to this post
After our long hiatus, we finally have a date. We actually have an honest-to-god showing date.
EVERYONE CALM DOWN
Procrastination. You are the bane of my liiiiiife!
3am and I would very much like to sleep, but thanks to you, I still have about 500 words to write.
And yes. I am blaming you, Procrastination. I am well aware this is my own fault.
Game of Thrones semi-minimal house sigils by lnochi
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
this never gets old
Maybe Moriarty was trying to write ‘I <3 U’ on the apple but he messed up and was too embarrassed to ask for another one
so he killed sherlock instead